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Thursday, March 26, 2015

SOLC 27: What To Do When You Are Bored/Feeling Bad/Feeling Insignificant

1. Go outside.

2. Sit down.

3. Look at anything natural (trees, grass, the sky, etc).

4. Consider your measly little achievements, and make a list on a piece of paper.

5. Make a list of whatever you are looking at's achievements.

6. Compare lists.

7. Realize that without nature, there would be no oxygen.

8. Realize that without oxygen, monkeys would not be alive.

9. Realize that without the monkeys, humans would not exist.

10. Realize that you are totally insignificant, and just a speck on a planet that is a speck in a solar system, that is a speck in a galaxy, which turns out to be a speck in the universe.

11. Go back to feeling insignificant.

SGC

6 comments:

  1. Yup, thats EXACTLY how to do it! :) Nice SOL.

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  2. Haha so sad but true. This was a very nice and funny slice!

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  3. We are a tiny piece of nothing in this big universe. This was also really funny.

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  4. Well this really helps to not feel insignificant… Nice slice!

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  5. What an odd coincidence that I have written a list nearly exactly like this. Or was it a coincidence?

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  6. So, so true. And so, so tiny.

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