Today I must inform you of a wonderful new possibilities for you, by creating a Turtle Kidnapping franchise. Turtles are worth a large amount of money due to their sudden popularity. And these turtles, being cyber turtles, are even better. They have the ability to fetch exactly what you need from a website in mere seconds. What? You say, a cyber turtle? Thats right! Due to the special purple Plutonium 432 turtle food (produced by Callahan Capital Partners), these turtles are made into pixel turtles.
To begin your turtle kidnapping business, go to http://abowman.com/google-modules/turtle/ . Then, click edit settings and specify what type of turtles you want by clicking on the colors and changing them. This site, courtesy of Adam Bowman, offers these valuable resources for free. Copy the code below, and go to layout inside of Blogger. Once you are there, add a gadget. When asked what gadget you want, scroll through the "basic" menu until you find "HTML/Javascript." Add this, and paste the code into the text box you are presented with. Hit "publish." Congradulations! You are now ready to start kidnapping turtles.
SGC
I'm ready to go kidnap some turtles! Nice slice!
ReplyDeleteInteresting topic. One would think kidnapping turtles would be frowned upon...
ReplyDeleteTime to go waste some time kidnapping turtles!
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence, I have a business almost exactly like this.
ReplyDeleteYay. I want to kidnap some turtles, and some special fish!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this interesting information, finally I can kidnap turtles without getting arrested!
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