I was thinking, and I decided that all vehicles should be powered by hamsters. Not by burning hamsters, but making them run around in a big hamster wheel that turns the wheels. Then you could say that your car was hamster powered. Sadly, there would be many problems with this. When your car was parked the hamsters could drive your car away. You could be driving down the highway and the hamsters might decide to go on strike. "BUT I WANT A HAMSTER CAR!" You yell. Fine. You deal with feeding them.
SGC
This is really funny! I have never thought of hamster cars before. Nice slice!!!!
ReplyDeleteHamster cars are cool. They are biodegradable cars :), and we have finally found a use for hamsters. who wouldn't want a hamster power car?
ReplyDeleteThe all new Mazda Hamster-Electric Hybrid...only $67,000 plus tax and hamster food
ReplyDeleteI agree. Plus hamsters are cute so thats a plus.
ReplyDeleteAn interesting concept indeed, you would need a lot of hamsters though.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree. And everyone would want one because... who doesn't like hamsters?
ReplyDeleteI am a huge fan of this idea. Like, go hamster go! Run to the food ahead of you that you will never truly reach. RUN I SAYYYYYYY! Nicely written, by the way.
ReplyDelete-Brynn
So many comments! Good slice, but why not just put the humans in the hamster ball.
ReplyDeleteI love the things you come up with to write about, Jonah. You are so witty!
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