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Monday, March 9, 2015

SOLC 10: If Google Was A Hamster

If Google was a hamster, he would probably spend most of his time looking for random things in his cage. He would also spend a lot of time making strange things, like hamster balls with built in hamster food cannon. If Google was a hamster, he would be so rich that he buys gold plated hamster wheels. Google the hamster would also get in frequent fights with Apple the hamster, so they would need to be separated. Google would also shame Microsoft the hamster, who would sit in the corner most of the time and create lead hamster wheels. Google would also spend way to much time doing tricks and showing them to its friend, Youtube the hamster. Google the hamster would also run around and fetch things for all of the other hamsters. Google would also spend most of its day telling other hamsters where things are. Google would also store stuff for the other hamsters in its little toilet paper roll that it fiercely guards. But then again, Google is not a hamster, so all this is just wishful thinking.

SGC

7 comments:

  1. ...and Google the Hamster would get into fights with his enemy Apple the hamster.
    Great slice.

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  2. This is hilarious. I love and totally agree with your description of Microsoft the hampster.

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  3. Aw, to bad Google isn't a hamster. I agree with Jack, this IS a funny slice. I like how you mentioned, 'Microsoft the hamster' and 'Apple the hamster' and how you said who would like who. What would they look like?

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  4. You always come up with a really whacky look on things. Like holidays and google. I can't wait for Jonah vs. Gavin round 4. Who will win?

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  5. Love the funny analogy, that Google shows tricks to its friend, YouTube.

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  6. I liked how you made your slice an analogy. Great job!

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